Conversational Terrorism: How NOT to Talk!
via Lifehacker:
Conversationalists Dean and Laura VanDruff post an exhaustive list of ways people can cheat in conversations, like:
OVER YOUR HEAD:
“I’d like to respond to that, but taking into account your background, education, and intelligence, I am quite sure that you would not be able to understand.â€ÂEVEN YOU:
“My next point will be so cogent that even you will be able to understand it.â€Â
“Even you should be able to grasp the next point.â€ÂYOU’LL GET OVER IT:
“I used to think that way when I was your age.â€Â
“As you mature emotionally (or mentally, or spiritually), you will grow out of your present way of thinking, and you will eventually come around to my point of view.â€Â
“You’re new here, aren’t you?â€Â